The Five Year Engagement#
The Five Year Engagement is a bit long-winded and clunky at times. But it’s also funny as hell and comes close to capturing the zeitgeist of modern relationships.
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The Lucky One#
The Lucky One is PG-13 lady porn. It pits a hunky, saint of a man against the backdrop of single motherhood, leaving him without much in the way of character so he becomes an easy mark for audience projection. Ahab had his white whale. American women, thanks to Nicholas Sparks, have the empty white male. The sexy male automaton is a ripe canvas on which to project desires.
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The Cabin in the Woods#
The Cabin in the Woods is a paradigm shifting opus that turns the normal shlock of horror films squarely on its head.
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Mirror Mirror#
Mirror Mirror is proof that literally anything can be packaged and sold, even if it’s diarrhea stained pants, so long as Julia Roberts is involved.
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